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Saturday, June 19, 2004
so this happened a while ago, but shit happens and im writing it now...
i was driving into sacramento from oroville. im cruising along minding my own business (im in the furthest left lane, 4 lanes of traffic either way) when i start to pass an older volvo. i get about halfway past the volvo when i starts to change into my lane! i hit the horn and he jerks away for a second and then starts merging into my lane again. again on the horn, but he keeps coming over. finally im about 2-3 inches from the concrete wall on my left. so i slam on the brakes and get behind this crazy mofo. as soon as i can i jam past him and hit the brakes, slowing down to about 15mph on the freeway. what i am trying to do here is get him to change lanes and hopefully eventually stop on the side of the freeway, so i can beat the crap out of him (i really was going to)... but he didnt get over. so i dropped back next to him and grabbed a handfull of change out of my car (i have a small bucket of change in my cupholder) and threw it at that bastards car for nearly wrecking my car... there now i have it written down, EL YAY!!!
i was driving into sacramento from oroville. im cruising along minding my own business (im in the furthest left lane, 4 lanes of traffic either way) when i start to pass an older volvo. i get about halfway past the volvo when i starts to change into my lane! i hit the horn and he jerks away for a second and then starts merging into my lane again. again on the horn, but he keeps coming over. finally im about 2-3 inches from the concrete wall on my left. so i slam on the brakes and get behind this crazy mofo. as soon as i can i jam past him and hit the brakes, slowing down to about 15mph on the freeway. what i am trying to do here is get him to change lanes and hopefully eventually stop on the side of the freeway, so i can beat the crap out of him (i really was going to)... but he didnt get over. so i dropped back next to him and grabbed a handfull of change out of my car (i have a small bucket of change in my cupholder) and threw it at that bastards car for nearly wrecking my car... there now i have it written down, EL YAY!!!
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